Thursday, January 15, 2009

tag leh Bunga

tag tok sik susah.. cut and paste jak... interesting juak..

'The Rules: Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.Post the first definition it gives you. Tag 5 people.

1. Your name?

Jamie

The king of stealing, is a fucking criminal mastermind of stealing. Is never caught and is very mischeivious.
'you a complete jamie dude'....'i cant beleive you just pulled a jamie'
MM: tok jak nama versi org putih ku eh...

2. Your age?

27

the age all rockstars die at:
jimi hendrix
jim morrison
janis joplin
kurt cobain
alexander the great
james dean
river phoenix
brad nowell (lead singer to sublime) died at the age of 28 years and 2 days (2 days from joining the club)
you and i have been through that
and this is NOT our fate
27
MM:belom tauk gik.. aku lom 28..

3. One of your friends?

Oon

/u:n/ —n. the general smell of a person's crotch which emanates from that region before specific examination of its constituent parts, such as the vagina, penis or anus.
1. I loved the smell of her oon.
2. Her oon drew me into her, making me want to perform cunnilingus.
3. I could smell her oon just standing next to her; it was disgusting, like a dead cod.

MM: Sorry Oon.. nama kitak jak mek terpiker nak ngkah tek.. ehehe...


4. What should you be doing?

writing

a kind of love that thats annoying as hell and makes you want to pull your hair out. It keeps you up and night, and it makes you think about the world entirely differently. Its a passion that is unlike any other. It overides everything in your life.
What do i want to do with my life?

I want to be writing.
MM: i should be writing more and more content for my cat website... tapi malar jak ngula..


5. Favourite colour?

white

1. The color white.

Contrary to popular belief the word "white" is not a racial comment or slur.
This paper is white!

(idiot human rights activist) "Oh my GOSH you racist bastard!!"

MM: aku rasa ku sekda feveret kaler la.. mun baju ku suka hitam. mun rumah dan interior design ku suka putih. rose ku suka putih+merah. beg ku suka cokelet. gelas ngan mangkuk ku suka transparent. mata ku suka ijo. or blue green. rambut ku suka merah... dak segala dak toala sapu tangan ku suka purple. ah.. ku suka kaler pada case2 tertentu.. but mainly aku suka purple, and then blue-green. kakya ku suka merah and then pink. esp pink blend ngan kunin.. cem sunrise kaler ya... so keimpulan nya ku sikpat decide, so i chose white. walaupun white bukan kaler... tapi white light contain all colors. ehehe.. rangkak.

6. Birthplace?

kuching

The capital of Sarawak, Kuching is is the 4th largest urban area in Malaysia and with probably the best quality of life. It is a beautiful, green, laid-back city with non racist people (comprised of mostly Chinese, then Malays and Dayaks)- which is a like far-away dream in most parts of Malaysia. Most only 'learnt how to become' racist after staying for some time in West Malaysia. Intermarriage especially among the Chinese and Dayaks are common. Kuching has the best of both worlds - the facilities of a modern city and the strong community ties of a small town. In short, Kuching is a wonderful place to live in but a mindnumbingly boring place for tourists.

Contrary to what quite a lot of West Malaysians think, Kuching people are not uneducated and 'ulu'. The fact is most Kuchingites can speak better English then them. Kuching also ranks as the no. 2 highest average household income.

Most Kuchingites have the same hobby - eating. This is why there are so many kopitiams over here. Our most famous foods are the kolo mee, laksa Sarawak, kacangma and midin belacan.

Kuching is developing at a very pace rapid pace and this is not neccesarily a good thing. Rising crime, traffic jams, several new malls, and more coming soon might turn Kuching into another unlivable metropolis. Currently however, crime and traffic are still much better than in other large cities in Malaysia.

Noooo.. Kuching, you're beautiful just the way you are! Don't grow up too fast! T_T
Kuchingite driving around: Haiyo why Kuching so boring one no place to go one? All the same things nia.

Another Kuchingite: Nevermind la. Can go eat again lor.

MM: hidup Kuching!

7. Month of your birth?

December

The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.

MM: awrh... right so! ahaha!

8. Last person you talked to?

husband

1) Someone who has your back when you need it, but knows when to get the hell out of your way when he has to. Useful for fixing things, keeping you warm, and that fuzzy soft happy feeling that he usually creates.
2)Also, apparently something most of the previous definition submitters haven't the personality to attract.
1)"I love my husband, he managed to fix the toilet after it exploded and started spitting zombies out every fifteen minutes" - Random Female Victim of Zombie Attacks
2)"...In short he is about useless." - Well, I suppose you'd think that, being completely unable to attract a decent guy.
MM: erhm... no komen.

9. One of your nicknames?

mama

a very attractive woman
daiimmmnnnn!! she is one hot mama!

MM: yah... nang dah di lahirkan sejak azali pya.. giney nak molah nak? ehehe...



tag 5 people:

1. t-rah
2. adie
3. Su Jamm
4. Mega
5. Danish

dah sekian saja..

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